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I am reminded of a line from a Monty Python song - “We’d better hope that there’s intelligent life above ‘cos there’s bugger all down here on Earth!”
We know that’s not true, but there are some Earthlings that try to prove a total lack of intelligence. My candidate this week is the cyclist in Newington Causeway, who was cycling on the wrong side of the road when the pedestrian crossing light was showing the green man, and had the nerve to call me a word that describes a part of the female anatomy. So, unidentified cyclist, you win the Richard Cranium Award for this week.
But my main inspiration this week is something that Dana mentioned in her blog. She was ‘praised’ for only having 1 hour 08 minutes (or something like that) as comfort breaks. Are we really at the stage when we’re having comfort breaks on a timer?
My view is that one should take advantage of the fact that not only are you saving money on toilet paper by using the loo at work, you’re also getting paid for having a dump. Makes a crap job seem worthwhile!
What made me laugh this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx6hAQmR1fg
By the way, here's a link to Dana's latest bog, sorry, blog!
https://misfitsmidlifecrisis.wordpress.com/2018/05/12/week-203-saturday-5th-until-friday-11th-may-2018/